To kick off the very first show of the Age of Aquarius, the true spirit of Christmas has infused our souls and we march onward to present the bounty of the festivities upon thine ears! Discover the hidden truths behind the white/red color combination of the holiday. Ascertain the reason Santa is always smiling, and the diabolical nature of rewriting history that has replaced Santa’s Amanita Muscaria with soft drink product placement and false ideals. Realize that turning water into wine is not such an impossible miracle as a Shamanic sacrament. Recognize that the symbolism of Christmas, being a holiday originating largely in northern territories like Siberia, is mostly astrological in nature. Explore what Santa represented, and why he actually found a particular affinity with coming through chimneys (the snow blocked the doorway silly!) Finally, catch a glimpse of that oh-so-elusive “HOLY GRAIL,” and relish in a secret held for generations by the Knights Templar. Merry Christmas!